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Joke of the Day
"What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent Van Gogh? You gonna eat that?"
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"Sorry I said ""What is it?"" when you showed me your baby."
"In accordance to the Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we may already be in love right now."
"If it weren't for twitter I wouldn't know what it feels like to go unnoticed. Just kidding, I'm married. I know exactly how that feels."
"Mankind has made a lot of mistakes, some of them truly monstrous. The Holocaust. Slavery. Calling it a ""corn maze"" and not a ""maize maze."""
"Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel? To get laid."
"[coworker starts talking to me at my cubicle] Welp, nice chatting. This is my stop. [puts in earbuds]"
"The most toxic community... Of course, Britney Spears is the person with the most Toxic community..."
"My mute friend told me a funny joke."
"I'm like an onion When I cut myself i cry"