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Joke of the Day

"What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent Van Gogh? You gonna eat that?"

"Girlfriend's mascara died and I gave it a funeral, you know what they say... Lashes to lashes and dust to dust."

"What did one boob say to the other? We better get some support or people are gonna think we're nuts."

"What age were pigs discovered in? The Saus Age."

"Lance Armstrong finally admitted to doping... ...at least he had the ball to admit it."

"Your first follower has given you away, parody account."

"How are men like carpet tiles? If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life."

"Why didn't the schizo cross the road He was in two minds about it."

"What did the deaf person get after having sex with a hooker? Hearing AIDS."

"How To Ride An Escalator: -Step 1 -Now Just Chill for a Bit"