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Joke of the Day
"Confucius Say Man who run behind car get exhausted But man who run in front of car get tired"
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"Just shoveled my sidewalk My neighbors dogs didn't seem too appreciative with all their barking and yapping. Or maybe they fucking loved it and I just don't speak dog very well."
"What's the tallest building in [insert your town/city here] The Library, it has the most stories......"
"Santiago Munez : from Newcastle utd to Real madrid Movie : Goal Rafa benitez : Real madrid to Newcastle Utd Movie: Own goal"
"Why did the jihadi hooker ask for advance payment from her clients? She blew them every time."
"There are two types of people. Those who have sex daily And those who don't have dyslexia"
"Today, coworker deemed herself ""unscareable"". Now I have no choice but to hide in the backseat of her car with an axe & correct her grammar."
"What is the difference between a baby and a feminist? Eventually, the baby grows up and stops crying. Edit: This turned fun!"
"Why are all computer scientists such pessimists? They always worry about the worst case!"
"Three words to ruin a man's ego. ""Is it in?"""