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Joke of the Day

"So what's Robin Hood up to these days? He changed his name to 'Bernie Sanders' and is now running for president."

"What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a Vagina? A vagina is attatched to Bill Clintons wife"

"What do you do if you see your stepmother hobbling around in the backyard? Reload."

"Can't you see I'm on an important phone call with a host from QVC?"

"Well, I was going to make a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy..."

"Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia? Because he's Snow'd-in!"

"What happens when a frog's car breaks down? It gets toad away"

"This kid is walking down the street. This kid is walking down the street with just a shoe on. He meets a friend who asks him: ""What happened? Have you lost a shoe?"" ""No, I found one."""

"Sex is like pizza If you're going to use barbecue sauce, you better know what the fuck you're doing"

"Stupid people aren't flammable enough."