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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the bedbug? He was undercover."
Next Joke
"What kind of dance do buns do? Abundance."
"Husband: [sends text] We need to break up. Wife: [sends text] WTF! Husband: [sends text] Sorry. That was meant to go to someone else."
"For every cigarette you smoke God takes away 1 year of your life and gives it to Hugh Hefner."
"What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine? 50 shades of grey's anatomy"
"Dad cooks deer for dinner and doesn't tell the kids what it is... He gives them a hint ""It's what your mom calls me"" The kids respond ""It's a fucking dick, don't eat it"""
"You get a fish bite! You get a fish bite! You get a fish bite! You're all getting fish bites! - OPiranha"
"I'm not one to give parenting advice, but kids are a lot less likely to fight you on eating dinner if you don't give them lunch or breakfast"
"What do women and tornadoes have in common? They both moan like hell when they come and take the house when they leave."
"What do you do when you see a penis drawn on the wall? You rub it off."