138054
Joke of the Day
"Nerd joke of the week If Frodo is a Hobbit, are 8 Frodos a Hobbyte?"
Next Joke
"What's a seal's favorite drink? Canadian Club on the rocks."
"What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub Throw in your dirty laundry"
"What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A beanerschnitzel"
"Here's what I've been thinking... How can a male have nut allergies?"
"When is a shirt not a shirt? When it's attire."
"What's the difference between Here and There? When you're right the whole room shouts ""Here, here!"" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says ""There, there."""
"Dear 6-year-old me: As an adult you won't need to know cursive but you will need an ability to type with your thumbs. The future is weird."
"Just accidentally zoomed so far out of a Word document that I saw the birth of the universe"
"Spain now have the messiest prisons in the world. No messing."