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Joke of the Day
"What's a pirates favorite letter? It's the C"
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"""Jesus honey, I don't know. How about a letter, a time of day, and something really Indian"" - M. Night Shyamalan's parents' naming process"
"If you play a Microsoft CD backwards, you hear satanic messages. That's nothing, because if you play it forwards, it installs Windows"
"I swear I can stare at my girl for hours and not say a word. It's so fucking difficult with this restraining order to have a good conversation."
"Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery. LOL just kidding it was double homicide."
"The difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb You can unscrew a lightbulb."
"My exes dying words were, ""you're obviously in one of your moods"""
"What is Mexico's National Sport? Cross-Country"
"Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon? Because he's a Wino-saur!"
"Solving constipation How do you solve constipation? Rape."