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Joke of the Day
"Was The Little Mermaid directed by a pilot? Because it's mostly Ariel footage."
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"What do you call a nurse with dirty knees? The Head Nurse."
"Not sure why this lady looked so shocked when I whispered, ""LIAR!"" into her ear after I watched her type ""lol"". She did NOT lol."
"Joe is a such generous guy. Once he went out on the town and got two blowjobs. He came back and gave me one!"
"How to fix something: -Say ""let's have a look"" -Describe the brokenness -Break it a bit more -Say ""nah it's broken"" -Place hands on hips"
"Whoever coined the phrase coined the phrase is a fucking asshole."
"What do you call a body with no nose? Nobody knows!"
"People hate when I make my elevator joke But it works on so many levels"
"What do you call a torn up wife beater A piece of ""shirt"""
"What did one ball say to the other? ""This guy in the middle is a dick"""