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Joke of the Day
"What does a chef say after he prays before a meal? Lett-Uce eat!!!!"
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"Being illiterate and having a girlfriend would be easy. They'd be like ""did you get my text?"" and you could just be like ""I can't read."""
"Why don't they have gambling in Africa? There are too many cheetahs."
"Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends? Because Saturday nights alright for freighting."
"How did the Pillsbury Dough Boy Die? A Yeast Infection"
"The doctor thinks I need a penis reduction I asked him if it could wait until after my golf tournament."
"What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go ""tick tick tick?"" Vee have vays of making you tock!"
"How can you tell who the head doctor is? They're the one with the dirtiest knees"
"Judge: You stated that the stairs went down to the basement is that correct? A: Yes. Judge: And these same stairs did the also go up?"
"Open your mind before your mouth."