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Joke of the Day

"A photon checks into a hotel.. The bellhop asks, ""Can I help you with your luggage?"" The photon replies, ""I don't have any, I'm traveling light."""

"Why do baby boomers like fracking so much? Because figuratively breaking the country apart isn't enough."

"Have you heard about the dyslexic satanist? Sold his soul to Santa."

"Who is the communist leader of r/Jokes ? Chairman Lmao"

"The only thing I'd like for you to say behind my back is ""Do you like that?"""

"How do you write an essay that blows people away? With lots of drafts"

"What's the best thing about getting Reddit at a young age? Getting tired of sandwich jokes before embarrassing oneself on one's first date."

"I wish I had a job where I could just punch stupid motherfuckers in the face all day."

"Know what stops the Bern? Preparation H!"

"I like my coffee how I like my slaves Free"