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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Knock knock Who's there? Cows Cows who? Cows moo! They don't hoo!"
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"Why are Jews so rich? They are always looking for prophets."
"""BALL SO HARD MUTHAF--KAS WANNA FINE ME."" ""Grandma, just pay the parking ticket..."""
"As a rule, if the number of genders allowed to drive in your country is less than two, you live in an awful country."
"For me sex is like a game Single player"
"I hate boxing But you gotta love May weather!"
"I'm not racist, I hate ALL black people."
"Why does Bigfoot have a nice butt Because he does sassquats"
"Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken man. One said to the other ""You bite him ? I'm driving."""
"Beeoligist Is that a bee or a wasp? I don't know I'm not a Beeoligist."