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Joke of the Day
"I used to own a nocturnal horse... She was a nightmare."
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"What do the Chinese call their spies? Secret Asians."
"Why is the man with the world record largest penis so depressed? He just didn't fit in."
"What was the name of the Antartic terrorist group? ICEis"
"Cats have tails so you can swing them around. Duh."
"MOM: Any plans tonight? ME: Me and the guys heading out to find us some ladees *shoots finger guns HER: So Pokemon Go with Gary? M: Yessss"
"No clean Tupperware today, so I brought my yogurt to work tied up in a condom. No longer allowed to use the employee fridge."
"What's black, blue and hates sex? A rape victim."
"They say 1 is the loneliest number, but I bet 0 is even lonelier. Not only is he a single digit; he's fat."
"A TV weatherman who keeps accidentally calling the anchorwoman mom"