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Joke of the Day
"Time is what keeps things from happening all at once. "
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"What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book? He Reddit."
"Why don't male dogs date? They think all women are bitches. ... Dogs are terrible people."
"APOLLO: I'll be god of the sun HERMES: OK I'll take light- A: I'm also light ARTEMIS: I'll take music A: No I'm also music. That's me too"
"This just popped in my head... What's a mexican's favorite Disney movie? Mow lawn. Sorry."
"I don't mean to sound racist, but why do all Chinese food takeout boxes look the same?"
"The moderator needs a spray bottle. Each time someone interrupts, they could just be like: ""NO! BAD PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE! BAD!! *spray*"
"Anti-vaxxers hate Lil John He's always promoting shots."
"What's the difference between Myspace and My space? One Space."
"I read my daughter a book about a Frogapotamus last night and dreamt of riding one. Tonight I'm reading her Hugh Jackman's autobiography."