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Joke of the Day

"There was a young couple having sex in the pool. I walked up to the lifeguard and said, ""Aren't you going to do anything?"" He said, ""I might have a wank if you leave me alone."""

"I only remember the punchline: ""Follow the yellow-dicked toad!"" Anyone know the joke?"

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Ack, ack, *choke*"

"Her: What do you do? Me: Global prosthetics distribution. Her: You're an artificial limb salesman? Me: I prefer international arms dealer'."

"A Roman guy walks into a bar, raises two fingers, and says... ""I'll take five beers."""

"Anal sex is a lot like broccoli makes you fart"

"If George Raft's wife gave birth to twin Gorillas would they be the Apes of Raft?"

"The German radiologist always saw the wurst in people."

"Jewish kid calls his dad from college... ...asking for fifty dollars. Dad responds: ""Forty dollars? What do you need thirty dollars for?"""

"Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer? Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system."