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Joke of the Day

"Why are alcoholics the same as necrophiliacs? When they feel like fucking death they crack open a cold one."

"I know a guy that's nearly bald who always goes outside to dry his hair. I asked him why he did that. He said ""It's a breeze."""

"It's all fun and games until you realize you're the girl at work known as ""how is she still employed."""

"Why are there so many body shops in heaven? Abortion."

"A woman got wooden breast implants today. This joke would be funny if it had a punchline, wooden tit?"

"What do you call a black priest? Holy Shit."

"What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership? My newt."

"So I was standing in the toilet queue at my high school ball. I was wondering why there were also women waiting in the same line so I asked the guy in front of me. ""This is the punchline."""

"It's like my Mom always said FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW:"

"The economy is so bad...."