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Joke of the Day
"Naked and Afraid, but it's just me staring down a spider in the shower."
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"What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up? Well, it looks like its back to jerking off."
"It's nice to see women who don't lose their figures as they grow older. They take such a long time to paint and Warhammer is expensive enough as it is."
"What do you get if you cross Islam with Christianity? ||Islam|| ||Christianity|| sin** **n**"
"There are two rules for success: 1. never tell everything you know."
"Turkey; you are approching to our border! Russia;cyka -stay out of our border! -blyat https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CUkGFOhWsAAKvkB.png"
"How to be a grown up at work? Always smile and replace ""fuck you"" with ""OK great"""
"How To Ride An Escalator: -Step 1 -Now Just Chill for a Bit"
"Attention Walmart Shoppers - There is someone dressed Appropriately in Aisle 12"
"Few things are as consistently weird as the guy/girl handshake."