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Joke of the Day

"A blonde walks into the doctors and explains that she is unable to drink coffee without getting a severe pain in her eye. The doctor replies; ""Maybe take the spoon out before you try drinking it"""

"*stands in front yard, hands on hips, giving each autumn leaf that falls on my lawn a stern, disapproving look*"

"Why couldn't I have been born rich instead of so ridiculously witty?"

"What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom? A Trojan horse."

"What do you call children born of ginger people? Ginger-bred"

"Unpopular opinion: this joke is bad"

"If I wake up early, it's only because there are a lot of things I want to eat that day."

"What do you call a good for nothing vegetable A deadbeet"

"I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with. I dyed my hair !"

"A redneck walks in to a restaurant with his wife, sister and cousin He walks up to the host and says table for two please"