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Joke of the Day

"[OC] Got approved for a 15 year 3.25% Mortgage loan 4.20 was too high for a 30 year ....... sorry I'll see myself out."

"The Pope is sick. Apparently the Pope resigned because he was sick with bird flu. He got it from a Cardinal."

"Bob Dylan's singing sounds like me insisting I'm okay to drive."

"What did Orville say when Keith Harris died? Nothing."

"An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: My little sister ate it!"

"I just passed a beer truck on the highway. ""Wait a minute. I'm named after beer?!!?"" -My 6 yr old son, Miller"

"When I see someone in public talking on a bluetooth..I like to position myself on the other side, lean in & whisper ""It's ok I see them too"""

"Grammar Nazis have typo negative blood."

"I like my women like my wine... 9 years old and locked in the basement"

"""My balls have amazing cleavage in the right lighting"" is a failed pickup line that has never worked."