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Joke of the Day

"Did you know the first sniper was a Mexican? Juan shot, Juan kill."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brie ! Brie who ? Brie me my supper !"

"If you had lesbian parents, You would be in an endless cycle of ""Go ask your mother."""

"I used to have black friends until my dad sold them :("

"The difference between Sean Connery and a Silica Tetrahedron One's an ionic bond, the other's an iconic Bond."

"DATE TIP: Hold doors. Pull the chair out for your date. Burp your date. Change your date oh god you are on a date with a baby ok stay cool"

"Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March? They only had 2 trucks."

"What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day? A wet one."

"Why did the stoplight turn red? Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!"

"Saw geese flying in a v formation and my friend asked me if I knew why one side was longer than the other. More geese dumbass."