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Joke of the Day
"My gassy dog might be the leader of Russia... ...because she is always Putin."
Next Joke
"I know this guy that's hooked on brake fluid He said he could stop anytime."
"What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing you just run away!"
"Little Susie Why did little Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. *Who's there?* Not little Susie."
"Firestien just came out with a new Jewish tire. It not only stops on a dime, it picks it up too."
"Salesman: That suit looks nice. It fits like a bandage. Customer: Thanks. I bought it by accident."
"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but how they got in there I will never know."
"Thought I saw a walking burrito but it was just a pug in a raincoat."
"What is Jared's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period."
"If the dove is the bird of peace what is the bird of true love? The swallow."