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Joke of the Day
"I would NOT want to have to pay Carly Rae Jepsen's phone bill."
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"I'm not saying I've gained weight, I'm just saying I don't think my belt buckle should be facing the ground..."
"Not sure what to watch tonight.... American Horror Story on FX or the one on ABC, NBC, CBS, Fox, CNN, CNBC and MSNBC."
"Investigators say the Germanwings copilot suffered from manic depression. One minute he was up, then he was down."
"What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford? You can drive a golf ball 200 yards."
"""Welcome... To Jurassic Park."" ""But some of these dinosaurs are from the Cretaceous Period--"" ""WE ALREADY MADE THE SIGNS"""
"What was Hitler's least favorite pokemon? Pikajew"
"Why Did the Italian Go to the Sauna? For a self'a steam."
"Taking candy from an American baby is, like, really hard."
"What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall He breaks his nose"