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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the one about the subatomic particle that refused to pay the bus fare? It just lepton."

"Eat, Pray, Love was such a boring movie, I watched it on a plane and people still walked out."

"I believe it was Benjamin Franklin who said: ""You have reached the end of you free trial membership at BenjaminFranklinQuotes.com."""

"Why cant obama ever be on a dollar bill? they would have to use to much ink."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Well it don't matter i ain't coming anyway!"

"A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic. He walks up to the drivers window and asks ""You drinkin'?"" The driver said ""You buyin'?"""

"Vice Presidents and Homicide Detectives have a similar job... ...They both work if someone dies"

"What did Hitler eat for breakfast? Luftwaffes"

"I believe the Pope did what all Catholics are told to do. Pull out early."

"Somebody stole my mood ring and I'm not quite sure how I feel about that.."