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Joke of the Day

"What do women and KFC have in common? One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone"

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"What do Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton have in common? Their goldman sacks"
"What do you call a guy in a wheelchair? Whatever you like, what's he going to do about it anyway?"
"Girl, are you expansionary monetary policy? Because my Aggregate Demand is growing."
"What did the gay guy, say to the man at the bar? Can I push your stool in?"
"What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer? A co-operating system."
"My wife's so square in bed she has cubic hair"
"Why are computers in Palestine really fast? Because they've got Ramallah."
"Why do greeting cards today all play songs & shit? Giving innocent folks migraines & whatnot. Go to hell, today's greeting cards!"
"I almost died today, so naturally my first impulse was to pull my phone out and tweet about it."