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Joke of the Day
"How do you get republicans to not repeal Obamacare ? Tell them Mexico is paying for it"
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"I just saw a guy with leather pants get out of an IROC-Z. I wanted to say ""Welcome to the future, traveler. You're going to love it here!"""
"When a woman says ""WHAT did you just say?"" say something different."
"You guys ever smear fake blood on your mouth, put on a ripped shirt, go in somewhere and pretend you got mugged? PEOPLE ARE SO NICE!"
"There are three kinds of people People who count and people who don't."
"How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate? You pay a buccaneer."
"""What's the difference between a pickpocket and peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches."" - Redd Foxx, 1956"
"'I Love You' is a mathematical function where, 'I Love' - is constant and ; 'You' - is a variable.."
"My friend got bitten by a snake and he fell to the floor and started writhing around. It's amazing how fast the super powers kick in."
"Black Friday is when Kim Kardashian shops for a new husband."