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Joke of the Day
"What idiot called it endangered ocean population instead of deficiency?"
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"A sign on the Golden Gate Bridge reads: ""Now entering San Francisco, chains required... ...whips optional"""
".5% of life is spent with accidental throat bubble Kermit voice."
"The only thing more shocking than finding water on planet Mars would be finding me in Planet Fitness."
"An Irishman saw a notice outside a police station which read: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY. So he went in and applied for the job!"
"""Where do you see yourself in five years?"" In 2020."
"How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogey in it"
"What's so cool about taking a picture of a bathroom mirror?"
"Sure, white people can't say the n-word, but.... At least we can say, ""Hey dad"" and ""Thanks for the warning officer."""
"What do you call children born of ginger people? Ginger-bred"