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Joke of the Day

"What idiot called it endangered ocean population instead of deficiency?"

"Girl anatomy jokes are not funny period."

"How do Asian's name their children? Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*"

"My friend said that China might be considering assisted suicide for teenagers He's probably wrong, but if he's right, that would mark the beginning of euthanasia of youth in Asia."

"Hell hath no fury like 2 women in a car accident..."

"Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out."

"I can explain a paradox They sit right next to each other in the water"

"What do you call a marine animal who under-performs at the vegetable academy? A C-cucumber."

"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.. I can't put it down."

"I told my girlfriend that I am over my ex... I don't have to feel guilty anymore."