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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!"
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"I can't believe Google is cocky enough to start guessing after one letter."
"Who's the world most famous blacksmith? Will Smith"
"Coworker: Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning? Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette."
"What's pun plus pun? Poo"
"My neighbors look so happy. We can fix that."
"A Thought About Posthumous Autobiographies They're all ghost-written."
"Told my girlfriend to watch out! It might smell in the bathroom... She asked if I had used the air freshener. ""yeah, I did"" ""Oh so it smells like shitrus."" man she's funny."
"People the most gentle, loving, kind, sympathetic, peaceful and caring creatures in the world. Especially when they need something from you."
"How do you make a dead baby float? two scoops of ice cream one scoop of dead baby root beer"