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Joke of the Day

"Told my girlfriend to watch out! It might smell in the bathroom... She asked if I had used the air freshener. ""yeah, I did"" ""Oh so it smells like shitrus."" man she's funny."

"Some days i think im slightly intelligent, other days i try to take a screenshot of my cracked phone screen"

"The blonde and the calculator Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key."

"I just wanna give a shout out to the ancients, for inventing the calendar. It has made my day"

"I told my friend not to cry over spilled milk. I mean come on, just because I spilled boiled milk over her"

"How many homeless people does it take to screw a light bulb? does anyone know of any good jokes about homeless people.?"

"What's the difference between an Atheist and a black guy? Atheists are stereotyped as being giant dicks. Black guys are stereotyped as having giant dicks."

"My social outings consist of the ""maybe attending"" events I never attend on Facebook."

"Flowjob When a woman won't have sex because she's on her period, so she offers you a flowjob."

"When I die, I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather Not screaming, like the people in his car"