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Joke of the Day

"I don't have a high opinion about myself when I play PC games... It's my low self on Steam."

"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? High definition Edit: Thanks Reddit for the upvotes, I'm glad you guys finally liked something that I posted. Thanks internet!"

"So Rachel Dolezal becomes a Rapper... Her rap name: the notorius W.H.I.T.E"

"what is brown and sticky? A stick"

"Did you hear about the theft at the babysitter convention? The police ended up searching every crooked nanny"

"What's Santa's favourite Chinese dish Beef Ho Fun"

"Overheard a dude say he wished there was a female version of Viagra. I guess his girlfriend has a really flaccid penis."

"I'm working on a new adult film loosely based on ""Two girls, one cup"" but with a bondage theme... It's called ""I shit, you knot."""

"I have a Ring of *Dad Jokes* It's well rounded but not too bright"

"What do the ""Damn, Daniel"" kid and pedophiles have in common? They're both back at it again with the white vans."