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Joke of the Day
"I get all of my news from ""We Didn't Start The Fire"""
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"Why did the Canadian die after eating at an Olive Garden in Texas? He ordered ""eh bowl a"" soup."
"Whenever my teen cleans his room, I get a brand new set of dishes."
"*Morgan Freeman time travels back to 1810* Morgan Slaveman"
"Why are math students so skinny? Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)"
"Good comedy is like health insurance Some just can't get it"
"Ear wax is disgusting. But when you're out of Vegemite, you're out of Vegemite."
"[a spider watching soccer when someone kicks a ball into the net] hell yeah, now eat it"
"Gang tip: If a rival gang tags their symbol on your turf, don't cover it. Add a drawing of Calvin peeing on it. Now who's stupid? They are!"
"What do you call a dirty atheist? An unholy mess!"