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Joke of the Day
"I'm so out of shape, I can't even run away from my insecurities."
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"Olympic wrestling is the only time there is a ""Clean and Jerk""... in every other case, it's the other way round."
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastards."
"I was reading that dogs can successfully sniff out cancer in humans. Now I'm worried that I've got testicular cancer."
"Why was the beaver homeless? He just couldn't give a dam."
"What did God say when he made the first black man Shit i burnt this one"
"I only like two kinds of pie Hot and cold"
"Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because the chicken wasn't invented yet."
"I think the San Francisco 49ers should embrace their region's history and name their cheerleaders the Gold Diggers"
"I had this nightmare that Salma Hayek and Kevin Hart were trying to tell me something at the same time and expected me to understand it"