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Joke of the Day
"How are skunks able to avoid danger? By using their instinks and common scents!"
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"it's hard to retire if you are in the tire business it seems like you have more work to do."
"[Mysoginistic joke] What's the definition of the perfect woman? Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight."
"What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids? Jose and Hose-B"
"patiently explainin to a 5yr old that night lights only mean u will SEE the monster as it rips u apart.. that sometimes not knowin is better"
"Why did the French fry call the police? Because it was a(salt)ted."
"(My wedding day) Grandma: You remind me so much of your father Me: Wow, thanks that means a lot G: Your father was a disappointment also"
"In Flint, Michigan, students have no difficulty learning A G and P Z. The problem's H to O."
"I started studying Tai Chi, so I wouldn't recommend getting in a slow-motion fight with me..."
"I've heard mixed reviews about cannibalism... It varies from person to person."