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Joke of the Day

"Why do people have sex when they go camping? Because it's fucking in tents!"

"Apparently, when the Queen was at school, her strongest subject was the Gym teacher."

"Glad I'm not Spiderman cause I'd probably just make lots of web hammocks and take lots of naps."

"A frog goes to his doctor, the doctor says ""I'm afraid you're going to croak very soon."" the frog enjoys the joke and makes peace with death"

"Seven has the word 'even' in it... ...which is odd."

"I have the first signs of baldness, a friend said to me that my head it's like the house of a rich man... two car entrances in the front and a pool in the backyard."

"I've squirted this entire bottle of No More Tears shampoo in this babies face, he's still crying, babysitting is hard."

"Her: OMG! The holidays aren't an excuse to stuff your face with whatever edible that crosses your path. Me: I eat like this everyday."

"Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe? More doors."

"I had a blind date once, her name was ..::..::.:::::...:::::"