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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer? They look at your feet instead of theirs."

"Who would you ask for advice about a lion? a lion or a gerbil? The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions."

"Did you hear about the guy that only ate one chicken leg per day? He was malnourished due to his paltry (poultry) diet."

"I have over 500 FB friends but only 6 actual friends. And, I don't even like 2 of them..."

"God said too Joseph, come fourth and be granted with enternal life... Joseph came fifth and got a toaster"

"What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker? A zebra."

"What do a Feminist and a Hockey Player have in common? They both change their pads after three periods."

"Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner? Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating."

"What do you call a morality story with sharp teeth and green scales? An allegory."

"My jokes aren't bad People I tell them to are just laughtose intolerant"