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Joke of the Day

"Hey baby, are you a space archaeologist? Because there's gonna be a bone for you to discover in Uranus"

"How do you catch a unique bird? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bird? Tame way you caught the unique bird."

"I noticed my car making this odd rumbling noise I think it might have gas."

"What do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce? Chicken sees a salad"

"What does a man with a 10 inch dick eat for breakfast? Well today I had bacon, fried eggs, toast, and milk."

"what do you call the study of color? cyance"

"Another Tom Swifty ""I have only diamonds, clubs, and spades,"" said Tom heartlessly."

"You laugh at the burrito in my purse, until you get hungry."

"I just received a discount offer for a brand new guitar... ... no strings attached!"

"Last night was the third time a girl walked out midway a date. Something's still wrong in my PowerPoint presentation."