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Joke of the Day
"I remember when social networking was something that happened in person. How awkward."
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"What university has the most brightest students and staff? University of Brighton"
"[job interview] ""Name one of your strengths"" I didn't stab anyone today ""That's not-"" Yesterday wasn't so good tho"
"look. life is bad. evryones sad. we're all gona die. but i alredy bought this inflatable boumcy castle so r u gona take ur shoes off or wat"
"An island for people who tell other people to smile"
"Want to hear the one about my penis..? You wouldn't get it... It's too long."
"Cyclists who don't obey the rules of the road should have to wear their google search history on a t-shirt."
"What did Victoria say to Vancouver? I'll BC-ing you later."
"So this dude is like, ""Where are you going with all that Element 83?"" and I was like ""None of your bismuth"""
"I would tell you a gay joke... Butt fuck it"