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Joke of the Day
"I remember when social networking was something that happened in person. How awkward."
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"Wine and cheese pair well together bc they are both the expired byproducts of other foods enjoy your trash snack rich people"
"What's the ugliest tree in the world? Yew"
"I want to have sex with McKayla Maroney... But I think she would be unimpressed."
"A horse walks into a bar and says, ""On a right-angled triangle with sides X, Y and Z, if X and Z are perpendicular, which side is opposite the right angle?"" The bartender says, ""Y, the long face."""
"What is a pirate's favorite material? Arrr-gyle."
"I like my beer like I like my neighbours White."
"On which side do you drive? American: Right-side. Britisher: Left-side Indian: Depends on which side the oncoming traffic is."
"Donald Trump is writing a children's book about running for President He's going to title it, ""Marco's Little Adventure"""
"Why did God give men penises? So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up."