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Joke of the Day

"I was reading a book on antigravity. I couldn't put it down."

"What do you get for the man who has everything? Nothing. Fuck that guy."

"Q: ""Hey Dad, how was your business trip to Southeast Asia?"" A: ""Terrible son. In fact, It was downright Laosy"""

"I went to the store to buy condoms, the cashier asked me if I needed a bag. I told her ""No, she's not that ugly"""

"Post this on your Facebook then count your programmer friends. My phone is broken, please send me message on my Facebook or my Gmail."

"What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."

"What do you call a cow with only two legs? Lean Beef!"

"I always wear an athletic cup. It's over-protection in a nut shell."

"You are no longer what you eat. You are now your browser history."

"I have no patience But that's mostly because I'm not a doctor."