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Joke of the Day

"What do a wicked stepmother and a gag reflex have in common? They both keep you from getting to the ball!"

"Yo momma so smart, that she left you under the bridge long time ago. (Yeap its 51% original joke)"

"This is how you do an April Fools joke ... [deleted]"

"Yet another Chuck Norris joke. Chuck Norris caught all the Pokemon using a payphone."

"being a writer is a great job if you love looking at a blinking cursor and wishing you were dead."

"TIL Lewis Black is still alive."

"Where does the Joker keep a record of his favourite shrubland areas? Heath Ledger."

"[""Platonic"" male friend rams car through my bedroom wall] I heard you broke up with your girl. You ok? Ready to give men a try now?????????"

"Orange Jews. It's very hacidic."

"I think i'm spending too much time around my gf's family. I mean, her husband's going to notice sooner or later."