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Joke of the Day

"This is how you do an April Fools joke ... [deleted]"

"I celebrate 4/20 on January 5th... Because I know how to reduce fractions unlike the rest of you morons."

"Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors? If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan! ^I'm^so^sorry"

"Whip cream bikinis are cool but please don't wear chicken gravy again. That's just wrong."

"Two fonts walked into a bar... The bartender said: ""Sorry, we don't want your type in here."""

"Most popular Who is the most popular guy in a nudist colony? The guy that can carry two pots of coffee and a dozen donuts. Who is the most popular girl? The girl that eats the last donut."

"Wonder Woman What's the difference between Wonder Woman and the Dickless Wonder? One was played in the 1970s by Lynda, the other by Jimmy."

"How do you know if someone is a vegetarian? Don't worry, they will let you know as soon as they can"

"The war on Christmas? Yeah, I started it. But in my defense, maybe Santa warns a person before his home invasion and I don't take him out."

"a red ship and a blue ship crashed on an island together the survivors were marooned."