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Joke of the Day
"If the hamburgler was black he'd be dead because mayor mccheese was basically rudy Giuliani"
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"Who's the roundest knight of King Arthur's court? Circumference"
"Petition to get Bruno Mars to change his middle name to ""there's water on"""
"Why is a bullet like a gay man? When it gets it in the ass, he blows his load!"
"What word is always spelled wrong? Wrong"
"I hate when people say, ""You barely touched your food"" like what do you want me to do stroke it?"
"Failed my Politics exam. ""Describe the role that India plays in the modern world"". Apparently ""Tech Support"" is not the correct answer."
"Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, your pets in tupperware, your grandad in a crockpot and your mother in law in a ziplock bag."
"A tree tipped over A lot of pounds crashed to the ground"
"What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? Dubai doesn't like the Flinstones but Abu Dhabi do"