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Joke of the Day

"If the hamburgler was black he'd be dead because mayor mccheese was basically rudy Giuliani"

"After 9 months and 347 pics of you being pregnant you REALLY only need to post one pic of the baby as proof. We believe you."

"What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."

"Why is six scared of seven?... Because seven was registered as a six offender."

"Two Latino men grab a basketball. It was Juan on Juan"

"A girl Unfollowed Me !!! A girl unfollowed me wen i replied ""nice one"" to her tweet.I guess i should have said ""nice two"". ;)"

"If your status update contains the words, ""I know 99% of you won't repost this,"" there is a 99% chance you're an idiot."

"What do little piglets do on a Saturday night? Have a pigjama party!"

"I haven't spoken to my wife in 6mths, I don't like to interrupt her."

"I'm Black. So I can't be racist. But these suckers keep telling me that I am. ""Jake, you can't call yourself Black just because you went to jail once. That is racist"""