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Joke of the Day
"How wonderful of you to... ...kick me when I'm down. You'd be a great LAPD officer."
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"There are 4 million battered women in the US. But I like mine plain."
"Justin Bieber Comedy Roast - 10 Meanest Jokes"
"Lazy people fact #4564321564 You were too lazy to read that number."
"What do women and hurricanes have in common? When they come, they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take the house."
"Two fish are in a tank One says to the other: You man the guns, I'll drive."
"My dad made this joke after finding out he needed surgery for potential rectal cancer. Well at least no one can call me a complete asshole anymore!"
"Other jokes like, ""If pro is the opposite of con, does that mean that congress is the opposite of progress?"" Just looking for some jokes similar to this one, playing on opposites and such."
"Can I legally change my name to the same name, but with a bigger font?"
"Who was the only novelist with both direction and magnitude? Vector Hugo."