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Joke of the Day
"I like my drinks like I like my women. Whatever's available."
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"Why wasn't I able to see the instruction manual? Because the instructions were clear."
"How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed? Put velcro on the ceiling."
"I made this joke. I said as I held me son for the first time."
"Alexis Ohanian"
"Hey girl, are you a pool? Cause I'd piss in YOUR deep end"
"Fucking terrorists. I guess I can't google ""nice truck"" anymore to find out about the latest pickups on the market...."
"Practicing for my audition tape for ""MTV True Life: Let's go huff some fucking glue"""
"My high must be wearing off, because that cop car that pulled me over 20 minutes ago is starting to look like a house with Christmas lights."
"""Okay class, today we are going on a trip... *hands out acid*"