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Joke of the Day

"My dad is in the hospital, he needed to get some toes amputated because of his diabetes. He's been good about it. He says he's lactose intolerant."

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"Ok doc, give it to me straight. ""It's cancer"" How bad? ""Really bad, you have 2 months."" OMG ""APRIL FOOLS!"" Whew- ""You have 2 days."""
"Orange juice factory Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory? He couldn't concentrate"
"So with the iPhone 6S coming out... I'm guessing it will be a huge 6-s."
"I'm not seeing ""cat herder"" on any of these job websites."
"What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common? They both hang out at the Space Bar."
"What's the difference between Trump and Clinton? 62 Electoral Votes"
"""Oh, this old thing?"" - my cat showing me his butt hole"
"Day 218 of making fun of CrossFit."
"Christian politicians hate science because they think it's always talking about two Adams bonding"