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Joke of the Day
"Guns don't kill people. Dying kills people."
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"Why are suicide kits so hard to sell on Amazon? They never have positive reviews."
"His First Blow Job A teenage boy comes home excited and says, ""Dad! I just had my first blowjob!"" The father says, ""That's great, son. How was it?"" ""Tasted awful."""
"The Allman Brothers couldn't have a woman in the band for two reasons:"
"It's possible to suck at everything if you put your mouth to it."
"What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold."
"What does a house wear? Address!"
"The cops said 911 was for emegencies only and not for me to report suspicious looking clouds."
"Be advised Ladies: Once I show you my Knight Rider lunchbox from 1985, foreplay has officially begun."
"Stop, Drop, and Roll: A Beginners Guide to Bowling"