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Joke of the Day
"These bar stools are creaky!! [continues to fart on first date]"
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"Get rich quick scheme #12 Sell windows/glass in Baltimore"
"What do I say when my favorite spice knocks on the door? Cumin!"
"I ate so much at Thanksgiving, I had to loosen my Fitbit. (Credit to my future mother-in-law for this suprise zinger)"
"Guys can we please stop making jokes about obesity? They have enough on their plate already."
"My girlfriend said that if this get 1000 upvotes, we will try anal! Please don't upvote, her strap-on is huge!"
"""Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey, I know you're asleep but I just wanted to let you know that I'm like 14 miles away from your house right now!"" -Trains"
"Why don't women run fast?? cause they hate getting fat!! edit: It's physics. The faster an object moves, the heavier it gets."
"My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall... I said maybe"
"why cant Ray Charles see his friends?? Because he's married."