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Joke of the Day

"i just finished breaking bad. what happens to hanks minerals. I don't like loose ends man. what happened to the minerals"

"Jack and Jill went up a hill; &nbsp; to have a bit of fun. &nbsp; But stupid Jill forgot the pill; &nbsp; and now they have a son."

"The only thing I know about Women: They don't like being told what to do unless they're naked."

"I was going to suggest Twitter to have a live Nativity scene but I think it's going to be impossible. A virgin and 3 wise men? On here?!"

"Forest fires always think my jokes are hilarious But it's probably just because they're blazing trees"

"Q. Why do men like smart women? A. Opposites attract."

"Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time, too."

"hope no vids surface of the time i opened a bag of potato chips and one flew out and hit me in the eye"

"What did the reddit user say to the CEO of reddit Ellen Pao [This Post was Removed]"

"Almond Butter: For people that like peanut butter but don't want to be happy."