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Joke of the Day
"Do your socks have holes in them? No? Well then how did you get your feet in them?"
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"What kind of bone will a dog never eat? A trombone! From Fargo Ep. 2"
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"Did you hear the one where a father told his kid to quit masturbating or he'd go blind? His kid said, ""Dad, I'm over here!"""
"What do mice do when they're at home ? Mousework !"
"My ex is going to make some guy very happy one day but completely miserable the rest of the time."
"Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes? Because freedom rings."
"Math is like my parenting. I do it when I have to, but I'm not great at it."
"I told my wife I was making venison for dinner.. She said ""oh, deer"""
"The year is 1981. Everybody's working for the weekend. 2044: the weekend becomes sentient. 2048: Everybody's working for the weekend."