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Joke of the Day
"My wifes hair is so sexy, Its 50 shades of grey."
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"Doctor pulls a thermometer out of his top pocket... ""Some asshole's got my pen"""
"Before I go out binge drinking I always eat a stick of butter. It doesn't do anything I just make really poor life choices."
"What do books wear on a rainy day? Rain Quotes"
"I had two ribs removed so I could pet small dogs easier."
"What's an alcoholic's favorite novel? Tequila Mockingbird I made this up just now... I'm so excited about it."
"Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey? He didn't like getting nailed to the boards."
"My car's GPS has learned to say ""Your other left."""
"A boy and his mother passed a cemetery. The boy saw a gravestone read 'Here lies an honest lawyer'. He said to his mother ""I thought Gandhi was cremated."""
"What's the difference between tumblr and a gun? The gun has only one trigger"