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Joke of the Day
"Why was the condom angry? It was pissed off."
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"I'm seriously disappointed by /r/goldbenefits. Not even one name appeared in the Panama papers."
"What do you call a number that cant keep still? A roamin numeral."
"What is the opposite of a meme? youyou."
"How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes"
"What is Santa's favorite band? Slayer."
"71-yr-old Jimmy Page is dating a 25-yr-old. The age difference may seem huge now, but it won't be as big a deal when she's 28 and he's dead."
"I know exactly how President Obama feels. Every time my kids are forced to listen to me, they make angry Republican faces."
"""how did your husband die?"" A mixture of marijuana overdose and homosexuality. r.i.p miss you every day."
"What do boobs and Christmas trees have in common? When you see really nice ones, you have to ask if they are real or fake"