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Joke of the Day
"My computer sings. It's a Dell."
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"Was told to unfold my graduation gown to get rid of the square creases replied that I'd rather graduate with more degrees."
"""We run a tight ship"" barked the captain, his shoulders barely getting thru the doorway ""Real tight."" he turns sideways to fit down the hall"
"Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork. Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch!"
"Spain at the 2014 World Cup"
"Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween? So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks."
"Ivan, 12, after breaking the vase and realizing he'll be punished anyway, sold the TV, got high and ordered some escorts."
"Half the fun of buying your child a piece-of-shit knock off game system is how mad they get when you refer to it as a ""Playstation""."
"Son: Dad, what does 'gay' means? Father: It means 'to be happy'. Son: Are you gay? Father: No, son. I have a wife."
"""I love to collect big white basketball shoes!!!!"" - someone with the opposite brain of me"