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"What's the best thing about ISIS jokes? ...The execution"
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"Wolves are just wild dogs who can't get enough of the woods I guess."
"""We hug and kiss, but people just don't lick each other."" -yet another lie I just told my toddler"
"Doctor's office A man walk's into the doctor's office to get a check-up. The doctor tells the man he needs to quit masturbating. The man asks why . The doctor says, ""So I can examine you""."
"A Wheelchair Basketball Game I was at a wheelchair basketball game, and the announcer told everyone to ""Please rise for the pledge."" The ironic thing was that all the players were veterans."
"A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy walk into a bar Bartender looks up and says ""get the fuck out of here"""
"*2 pieces of bread being held hostage* bread 1: any way you slice it we're toast bread 2: we're dead wheat me: did my breakfast just talk"
"What do you call a Mexican knockoff burger restaurant? Carlos Jr."
"The population of Hidden Valley must be nothing but chubby sorority girls on their periods."
"Whats the worst part of eating 11 raw oysters out of your grandmothers vagina? Realizing you only put 10 in"