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Joke of the Day

"Play Mambo No. 5 at my funeral even if you have to fight my family"

"What's the useless skin around a vagina called? A woman."

"""Doctor, is the baby healthy?"" ""Yes Kanye, and just so you know I was the first one to hold her."" ""Huh?"" *Ray-J pulls off surgical mask"

"cremation vs burial During a tunisian funeral , a buddhist tourist asked a man . -why don't you burn the body ? - we just buried the body because God will burn him down"

"i once heard that in the old days, you received a last name based on your profession. if so, what the hell was John Hancock's career?"

"ME EVREY MORNIG: nonono no noNO no NONO NO!!! ME EVREY NIGHT: u know wat wil make my morning amazing?! setting my favorite song as my alarm"

"My extra sensitive toothpaste doesn't like it when I use other toothpastes."

"Why were the dinosaurs so big? Because Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures"

"What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common? Hogwarts!"

"African conservationists call for the ban on hunting hippopotamus to be lifted, citing environmental concerns. To me the whole thing seems so hippocritical."